Wednesday, January 18, 2017

No Free Press, Item Numbers please


“Hell breaks loose through the breaking door
Whining its splintering, wooden hinges
Claws wrapping onto the arches beyond
Gnarled feet pressed on the threshold…..”

It cannot get more chaotic than this and yet there is a strange sense of silence. Even as alarm grows in Press circles over numerous job losses and that of few impending ones, the entire fraternity, rest one or two, choose to remain absolutely tight-lipped. And some have decided to dwell in self-imposed complacency. Quite in an Orwellian fashion, the journalists in their confined space resemble zoo animals from a distance- management a fierce middle white boar, editors a small white porker and reporters, sub-editors a maddened squealer. Each one displays a definite set of behaviours: while management plants itself strategically a few inches away from the editorial side and clamps down its big paws on the editorial side; the poor editors with their hands tied keep mum and calmly seeks support from the big brothers. The hullaballoo in Press circles continue throughout the day and during the long night the voices of one of the few that rise above the muffled drone is that of one or two gutsy editors, who speak the truth but then they have to immediately pack their bags and leave. In the process, the already existing crack between the honest, truth seeking common people and the Press grow until it becomes a wider chasm.
The road to perdition only intensifies with the editors slumping at their desks while yawning, and yelling mindlessly at the journalists or asking them to just get lost as the management has zero tolerance for any kind of dissent and that it must have its own ‘mindless,’ ‘yes-man’ as the editor.
So, in a situation like this, what is the need of the hour? What could possibly bring back the zing into this much-loved profession? What could breakthrough this hell of a clutter and connect this entire power cycle in a more synchronistic manner? A force that is all-pervasive and powerful……..Ummmm……Perhaps, an item number!! Like say, a Mallika Sherawat or a Kareena Kapoor? With gloss on their lips, multi-coloured skirts and swaying hips, they could fill up the gap in the system and put everyone in their places and slowly but deliberately erase all notions of hierarchy, high and low, light and dark, me and you. They could be the much-needed change agents to point out the flaws in the system; show the inter-relatedness of all beings and above all, set out the line of demarcation between what ‘sells’ and what does not ‘sell,’ what is ‘flesh,’ and what is just pure ‘spirit.’ 
Armed with aides, prodded by jolts from several businesses, racing from meeting room to sumptuous dinner time at five star hotels to the power hour at the airport, management has no time to listen to anybody, least of all poor, common journalists. We, lesser mortals, just gamble with our lives and professions, perennially at their mercy. The editors are aware of everything and yet they chose to stay in their safety zones. And then sadly, in the process, the only saviours who could make everyone turn around and take a notice could only be item women, for sure!!!

ENDS



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